Existence Day Is People Powered
Spread the word.
Existence Day is a new people-powered holiday for celebrating existence. It's a holiday to celebrate the simple fact that you/we exist at all.
Why Celebrate Existence Day?
You exist! And we think that's something to celebrate.
Who Should Celebrate Existence Day?
Everyone. People of all religions, ethnicities, ages, geographical locations, cities, states, provinces, nations and continents. We all exist!
What Do You Do On Existence Day?
Anything you want (within legal boundaries of course); It's a holiday for doing the things you love most. You can use the idea cloud to see how other people are celebrating their existence.
bake a kitten
bash my scrotum in a sliding glass door
be aware that cocaine is a hell of a drug
begin a race war
boonga-boonga
crawl into the air ducts, pretend to be the voice of god, and tell mothers to drown their children
docking with dad
drink a beer
drop a deuce in the pages of a hotel bible
dry-hump a stranger
erriday i'm hustlin'
freebase
gently caress the po-lice
get h1n1, travel the world
give hjs to hobos
having sex with wildlife
huff paint thinner
kancho
laugh at poor people
lure bears into an elementary school playground
oggling my co-worker's breasts
pee in my neighbor's hot tub
poop on my neighbor's doorstep
punch god in his metaphysical scrotum
share needles with magic johnson
show everyone my shiny new taint piercing
smoke pcp
spreading swine flu
steal a bike, get chased by a man in a pink jumpsuit
tell children that jesus and santa claus aren't real
How Can I Help Spread The Word About Existence Day?
Invtite your friends. There's a collection of links, badges, and printables you can use to spread the word too. Even the source graphics kit is available if you want to make your own creation and share it with the world.