Existence Day Bird
2010
an international holiday for celebrating existence

Existence Day is a new people-powered holiday for celebrating existence. It's a holiday to celebrate the simple fact that you/we exist at all.

 

Why Celebrate Existence Day?

You exist! And we think that's something to celebrate.

Who Should Celebrate Existence Day?

Everyone. People of all religions, ethnicities, ages, geographical locations, cities, states, provinces, nations and continents. We all exist!

What Do You Do On Existence Day?

Anything you want (within legal boundaries of course); It's a holiday for doing the things you love most. You can use the idea cloud to see how other people are celebrating their existence.

bake a kitten bash my scrotum in a sliding glass door be aware that cocaine is a hell of a drug begin a race war boonga-boonga crawl into the air ducts, pretend to be the voice of god, and tell mothers to drown their children docking with dad drink a beer drop a deuce in the pages of a hotel bible dry-hump a stranger erriday i'm hustlin' freebase gently caress the po-lice get h1n1, travel the world give hjs to hobos having sex with wildlife huff paint thinner kancho laugh at poor people lure bears into an elementary school playground oggling my co-worker's breasts pee in my neighbor's hot tub poop on my neighbor's doorstep punch god in his metaphysical scrotum share needles with magic johnson show everyone my shiny new taint piercing smoke pcp spreading swine flu steal a bike, get chased by a man in a pink jumpsuit tell children that jesus and santa claus aren't real

How Can I Help Spread The Word About Existence Day?

Invtite your friends. There's a collection of links, badges, and printables you can use to spread the word too. Even the source graphics kit is available if you want to make your own creation and share it with the world.